This is Abby's Secret Garden, said Paco. A Secret Garden is an excellent place for a secret tunnel to end.
That's sad, I said. We were looking for some Thanksgiving company and some tasty turkey.
This is a chronicle of the adventures of Famous Pink Piggy, received by Granddad the Terrible from Abigail the Magnificent, Christmas Day 2008.
I heard that there's leprechaun and a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow, said Tiny Pink Piggy. Lets fly to the end of Abby's rainbow and see what's there. Tiny Pink Piggy climbed on my back and off we went!
Higher and Higher to the top of the rainbow!
And down again! Hold on tight, Tiny Pink Piggy, we're coming in for a landing! Look, said Tiny Pink Piggy, there's a big red barn at the end of the rainbow. I wonder if it's full of gold? We'll soon find out, I said.
There wasn't any gold inside the barn, but we met the most colorful pig I've ever seen! Hello he said, I'm Rainbow Piggy. I've been waiting for you. It's Abby's birthday, and I've made a special rainbow cake for her.
Here it is! Wow, said Tiny Pink Piggy, that's a colorful cake.
Oh boy, said Tiny Pink Piggy. I do love adventures!
We flew over Santa Catalina Island, where Granddad use to sail with his family long, long ago when he was a little boy.
Avalon Harbour on the south end of the island is very beautiful. Abby and Daniel's daddy rode in a glass bottom boat there when he was a little boy.
We stopped at Aunt Carol's house in Laguna Niguel, but Carol wasn't there. Cousins Heather, David, and Diane were in the Kitchen making a surprise dinner for Aunt Carol who was out on the ocean racing her sailboat with her friends Mark and Roy. 
Here comes Carol's boat the Beaver! What's a beaver? asked Tiny Pink Piggy. They are wild pigs with flat tails, I answer. Beavers live in rivers and streams in the Mall of America, not far from Abby and Daniel's house. They gnaw down trees and use the wood to build dams. Here is a picture of a beaver.
A beaver
Aunt Carol was very happy. They had won the world famous Newport Beach to Dana Point race, beating the second place boat by 11 seconds! It was a great race, she said. The wind was blowing a gale! Roy had to go to the bow of the boat 73 times to reset the spinnaker. What's a spinnaker? asked Tiny Pink Piggy. It's a great big sail that only the very fastest boats with the best sailors can work. Look over there, there's a boat with its spinnaker flying.
Wow, said Tiny Pink Piggy, that's one big sail!
As a special treat, Roy held onto a rope and we water skied behind the Beaver.
We Helped Aunt Carol secure the Beaver.
Very tired from our long adventure, we went back to Aunt Carol's house where Dave, Heather, and Diane had prepared a special celebration dinner. Could Dave be sprouting Piggy ears?
Let me tell you about my most amazing dream! In my dream, I saw a tiny bright spot in the sky.
It came closer, and I could almost see what is was.
Finally, I realized that it was a tiny pink piggy!
I'm here on a visit from very far away, said Tiny Pink Piggy.
How very wonderful, I answered. We can have adventures together. Let's go visit cousin Izzy!
Izzy and her Daddy were most interested to meet Tiny Pink Piggy. Where did you come from, they asked. From far, far away answered Tiny Pink Piggy in a tiny squeaky voice.
But we like the chips and salsa best of all!
Izzy was celebrating her second birthday. These are very unusual birthday cakes. They don't look like piggys as all!
This is Izzy favorite present. I think it is called a pigacorn.
We said goodbye to Izzy and decided to see if we could visit Abby and her brother Daniel.
We flew over glamorous Las Vegas.
And the beautiful and wild Rocky Mountains.
To Abby and Daniel's house.
Abby and Daniel's mom greeted us under Abby's beautiful apple tree, which in my dream had grown very large. Where are Abby and Daniel? we asked. Oh, said Abby and Daniel's mom, I'm sorry, but you've missed them. Abby is teaching poor children about archeology and endangered animals and Daniel is out riding his motorcycle. We said we were sorry not to see them, and to say hello. We hoped that Daniel didn't fall off his motorcycle.
Then, a strange thing began to happen.
Tiny Pink Piggy began to grow.
And grow.
And grow. Until he became Giant Tiny Pink Piggy!
I got a little scared, but Giant Tiny Pink Piggy said in a deep booming voice, Don't be afraid. You were so kind to me when I was plain old Tiny Pink Piggy and took me on many adventures. I will always be your friend.
I was very happy in my dream, and just then Grandad opened the box in the car and I woke up.
We went into the house, and guess who was waiting!
Hello, my name is Tiny Pink Piggy, and I'm your new little brother.

I know, I said.