Monday, May 25, 2009

An Amazing Dream!

Where is Famous Pink Piggy hiding? Granddad and Noni looked everywhere, but she was nowhere to be found. One day Max was sniffing around in the car and he started tapping a box between the front seats with his paw.

We opened it, and to our great surprise, there was Pink Piggy sound asleep!
Pink Piggy woke up slowly, for she had been asleep for many months. She is very hungry, so Clifton offered to share his dinner.

I prefer Korean, but this is pretty good. Thank you, Clifton!

Let me tell you about my most amazing dream! In my dream, I saw a tiny bright spot in the sky.

It came closer, and I could almost see what is was.

Finally, I realized that it was a tiny pink piggy!

I'm here on a visit from very far away, said Tiny Pink Piggy.

How very wonderful, I answered. We can have adventures together. Let's go visit cousin Izzy!


We flew south, over the Big Sur lighthouse. Can you spot Tiny Pink Piggy on my back?

Izzy and her Daddy were most interested to meet Tiny Pink Piggy. Where did you come from, they asked. From far, far away answered Tiny Pink Piggy in a tiny squeaky voice.


We went to dinner in a fancy Mexican restaurant. The beans were very good...

But we like the chips and salsa best of all!

Izzy was celebrating her second birthday. These are very unusual birthday cakes. They don't look like piggys as all!

This is Izzy favorite present. I think it is called a pigacorn.

We said goodbye to Izzy and decided to see if we could visit Abby and her brother Daniel.

We flew over glamorous Las Vegas.

And the beautiful and wild Rocky Mountains.To Abby and Daniel's house.

Abby and Daniel's mom greeted us under Abby's beautiful apple tree, which in my dream had grown very large. Where are Abby and Daniel? we asked. Oh, said Abby and Daniel's mom, I'm sorry, but you've missed them. Abby is teaching poor children about archeology and endangered animals and Daniel is out riding his motorcycle. We said we were sorry not to see them, and to say hello. We hoped that Daniel didn't fall off his motorcycle.

Then, a strange thing began to happen.

Tiny Pink Piggy began to grow.

And grow.


And grow. Until he became Giant Tiny Pink Piggy!

I got a little scared, but Giant Tiny Pink Piggy said in a deep booming voice, Don't be afraid. You were so kind to me when I was plain old Tiny Pink Piggy and took me on many adventures. I will always be your friend.


I was very happy in my dream, and just then Grandad opened the box in the car and I woke up.

We went into the house, and guess who was waiting!

Hello, my name is Tiny Pink Piggy, and I'm your new little brother.

I know, I said.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

A Call From the White House!

Famous Pink Piggy, says President Obama,
here is your first assignment as Secretary of Barnyard Affairs.
Please visit former President Bush's ranch in Texas.
I've hear there's trouble afoot.


Sasha gives me a kiss, and off I go!

Oh, Oh, the police have arrived
and a helicopter is hovering overhead.

I wonder what's going on inside the ranch house?

Former President Bush is learning to play the guitar.
It's his retirement project.

To relax, he pretends he's a real cowboy.

I play soccer with a horse.

Could this cow be a Democrat?

Then I spot former Vice President Chaney.
He looks mad that he lost the election!

I tell the former President and his friends to get out of here!

Ride, ride to safety!

I'm glad to see the former President has one friend left!


Friday, January 9, 2009

A Secret Visit

On my way back from Washington DC,
I stopped by Abby's house.
I was very pleased to see that Abby
and her father liked my blog.

I saw them, but they didn't see me! Heh Heh!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

An Important Trip

I want to serve my country. But how can I get to Washington DC?


Maybe if I concentrate very hard ...

I can learn to fly.
Yes, Pigs can fly

East from California
Over Abby's house

and Noni and Granddad's house


to Abby's first house in Washington


and the Washington Monument


by the Capitol Building

and finally to the White House




where I discuss important affairs with five Presidents,


and visit Barak, Michelle, Melia, and Sasha.

President Elect Obama and I have a private meeting.


Famous Pink Piggy, he asks, will you be my
Secretary of Barnyard Affairs?

I am proud to serve!


Sunday, January 4, 2009


Famous Pink Piggy's Adventures in
Noni and Granddad's House

Who are these cute little boys?

Hello, Hello, is that you Abby?

Help, I'm being attacked by a Tyrannosaurus Rex


Saved by a little man with a big gun.


I love computers!

I control the mouse.

I dominate the keyboard.

I am Famous Pink Piggy, the Computer Queen!

What's my next move?

That guy is scary!

What he doing in the whale?

The princess is pretty, but the pony is staring!

I found a new pair of shoes!

I'll get a pretty dress and become a dancer.

Good singing, guys!

I'll take a bath ...


and go the bed.